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# ooh good
gibbon's out tonight isn't he, so you could wrap up the presents all surprisey. i am drinking beer, as i'm with you lot, so i'm not contravening my 'never drink alone' rule. painting toenails? i love the smell of nail polish, but i don't own or wear any. maybe i should reconsider?
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# Probably not a good idea when drinking beer
it'll go all smudgy. But I agree with on the never drink alone get-out clause.
To toe nail varnish, or not to toe-nail varnish?
Someone told me that when I paint them the dark red colour that I like it looks like I've dropped bricks on my toes, so maybe it's not as nice as I'd like to think. I was trying to think of a really good reason why I would paint my toe-nails but now I can't think of one, other than it covers them up. Actually I may have told you this, but my boss always talks to my toe-nails when they're painted and I'm wearing flip-flops. He's either thinking 'ouch, that looks sore' or he's a foot fetishist.

/waffle
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# dum di dum di dum....
"my boss always talks to my toe-nails"
best line so far tonight.
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# my ex-boss
came in to the office today, and while there offered to ... buy my underwear!??!
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# I think
there are laws about that.
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# he's
not my boss any more. he's working for me for a couple of days. it was slightly odd though.
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# i hope none of those are called
fnord's law
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# Bleeeeeeeee
Is he outside your house now?
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# shit
i'd better check!
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# I'd like to thank
my mother, father, Jesus, Furtive Bear, Maybelline and all the foot fetishists out there.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)
# I'm not one for
painted toe nails.
I'm not one for girly girls.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)