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[challenge entry] My first contest entry . . .


look, I'm sorry it's late, okay?

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(spikylaura, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 22:56, archived)
# i beg to differ with the title of the book
cress is fab yet functional. watercress is even fabber. watercress sandwiches... mmm...

and yes, this pic is definitely fab too!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:00, archived)
# It's not even late
edit: I meant late for the challenge, oops. Yes it is reasonably late in the general sense of lateness.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:02, archived)
# could be
where spikylaura is. and did you get your stuff done, miss kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:03, archived)
# Yes
I have wrapped-up presents, tidy flat, I've had a lovely bath, and now I'm going to sink a bottle of wine, and possibly paint my toe-nails.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:06, archived)
# i read that as bite
and even though i didnt need to point it out, i felt i needed to apologise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:09, archived)
# No harm done
.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)
# ooh good
gibbon's out tonight isn't he, so you could wrap up the presents all surprisey. i am drinking beer, as i'm with you lot, so i'm not contravening my "never drink alone" rule. painting toenails? i love the smell of nail polish, but i don't own or wear any. maybe i should reconsider?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:10, archived)
# Probably not a good idea when drinking beer
it'll go all smudgy. But I agree with on the never drink alone get-out clause.
To toe nail varnish, or not to toe-nail varnish?
Someone told me that when I paint them the dark red colour that I like it looks like I've dropped bricks on my toes, so maybe it's not as nice as I'd like to think. I was trying to think of a really good reason why I would paint my toe-nails but now I can't think of one, other than it covers them up. Actually I may have told you this, but my boss always talks to my toe-nails when they're painted and I'm wearing flip-flops. He's either thinking 'ouch, that looks sore' or he's a foot fetishist.

/waffle
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:17, archived)
# dum di dum di dum....
"my boss always talks to my toe-nails"
best line so far tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:23, archived)
# my ex-boss
came in to the office today, and while there offered to ... buy my underwear!??!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:24, archived)
# I think
there are laws about that.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)
# he's
not my boss any more. he's working for me for a couple of days. it was slightly odd though.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:33, archived)
# i hope none of those are called
fnord's law
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:33, archived)
# Bleeeeeeeee
Is he outside your house now?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)
# shit
i'd better check!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:33, archived)
# I'd like to thank
my mother, father, Jesus, Furtive Bear, Maybelline and all the foot fetishists out there.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)
# I'm not one for
painted toe nails.
I'm not one for girly girls.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)
# that is worth many woo's,
with chopped yays and more than a smattering of houplas....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 6 Sep 2002, 23:11, archived)