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[challenge entry] I am SOOOOOOO going to hell for this

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(Massawyrm, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:14, archived)
# yeah, indeed
I mean, it's so pixelated(!)
(yorkpete, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:19, archived)
# My second post...my first was moments ago...
Didn't realize a small image would pixilate so much...I'll make sure the next one is bigger...and I just realized I should have used a different tagline for the bottom..."This year Father Christmas comes sooner than you think" oh well...
(Massawyrm, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# a better tagline would be
Father Christmas - he wants to put it up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:28, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# sorry
I was only taking the piss and pretending I found your kiddy fiddlin' joke politically correct for comedy value. Aren't I cheap.
(yorkpete, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:29, archived)
# cheap as chips?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# [giggles like a girl]
that is very funny.
Even if it is spelt paedophilia
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:19, archived)
# and if you're (as it seems) American
please remember that English is only spoken in America from English settlers.. who evidently couldn't spell the trickier words. Not being bitter, simply historical fact. Learn to spell your mother tongue. Or call it American.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:22, archived)
# pedophilia
is something quite, quite different.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:22, archived)
# Isn't that
attraction to feet?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# Yes.
It is.
I've seen the photos.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# actually....
conventional American spelling is Pedo...but since this is a British run site...I should use a different spellcheck...
(Massawyrm, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:22, archived)
# I don't buy this 'American spelling' excuse
its either the same language, or it's another one.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# Well, I ran it through Spellcheck
Seemingly I'm not as familiar with the word as you, Spanky ;-)
(Massawyrm, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# the root of the word is from
the Greek paedo which simply means child. Paedophilia therefore is the love of or attraction to children. Also found in the word paediatrics, which refers to the study of childrens diseases. A worthy cause, I'm sure you would agree. Having said that, there are some very stupid and naive people in this country that would probably burn a pedalo.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:33, archived)
# nothing to do
with paella then?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# I noticed that
all of a sudden, apparently loving children is wrong.
Or something.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# They should all
be burned. And so should those evil Paediatricians. And pedalos.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:41, archived)
# It's nothing personal...
spelling is a lost art on either side of the channel. Spellcheckers only make matters worse, especially as they don't account for grammar or intended emphasis.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:45, archived)
# I consider
American English to be another dialect. Like yorkshire.
IE unintelligable and moronic... Tee-hee...
(Dogsdinner, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# Oi
Ahl gethee!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:37, archived)