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[challenge entry] i rule

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(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# You copped off with Leia?
I hate you so much.
At least she isn't in the gold bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# i don't like star wars at all
except for carrie fisher in the bikini and natalie portman in that black latex thing in episode 2.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# but
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:13, archived)
# she is fucking stunning
hot hot hot.
hoo boy! hose me down!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:14, archived)
# Those words are sad
yet true...
8(...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:17, archived)
# i know anger and hatred.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:20, archived)
# Love leads to anger
which leads to severe whiteboard damage.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Or that white thing
she wears at the end.
Am I to believe that the segments the make the jackety thing should have seams which indicate EXACTLY where her nipples are is just pure coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# ideally
they would also indicate where my mouth was (though not on both of them obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:17, archived)
# pure coincidence...
pure coincidence...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:17, archived)
# ooooooohhhh
Natalie Portman is rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# i wouldn't say no.
i'd say "yes please" and i would thank her afterwards and maybe give her some money.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:18, archived)
# I'd pay good money
just to watch...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:20, archived)
# god damn it
you'd do anything to see my knob wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:21, archived)
# only if she was on it
I assure you,dear boy...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# I can't stop thinking of
Leon! She was 11 or 12 and that just keeps flashing into my mind and it's just WRONG I tell you!
So sadly I can't lust after her...

Luckily, I've hardly ever seen My Stepmother is an Alien.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:23, archived)
# You can't stop thinking of
Me?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Yeah
sorry.
I mean look...

Toooooooooo young! Even if that was years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:32, archived)
# I bet Jean Reno did too.
poor sod.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 7 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)
# I didn't even scroll down to this
for ages, but MIKE! IT's so GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 16:03, archived)