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# hmm, does this class as NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# probably but i'm not at work...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Depends Where you work...
You may be pushing it if you work at a monkey sanctury
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Or
Macdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# or a penis enlargement clinic
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# I laughed
But I don't know why, think it's because you said penis
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# *snigger*
we both just said penis
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# both those jobs
seem quite similar to me
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# theres more brain cells at the monkey sanctuary
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# More meat aswell
I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# And better
hygiene
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Well,
the monkeys are actually going somewhere in life.
(puppies eating brains, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Especially
With Norks like that
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Alright, that made my day.
Woo to you, kind sir!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I think I was served by a monkey at mcdonalds once.
his name was melvin, he had no stars, and he tried to put 4 soft drinks in a paper bag to take away. The tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Maybe we met the same monkey.
Before I turned vegetarian, I once ordered "a hamburger, please" at McDonald's. They gave me a piece of meat in a bun, with nothing on it.
(puppies eating brains, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Robinsons Blackcurrant + Monitor = Mess

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 7 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# blimey
I wouldn't have though it did. No more NSFW than slacking on the internet all day anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# mmmmmmm monkey norks
*fwap*
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# monkeys don't have norks to speak of
(sad but true)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# That is sad.
poor monkeys :(
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# No
if a boss glanced at it. they'd just think "oh, monkeys!", not "NOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# to be honest
I'm not sure which I'd worry about more
my minions browsing porn
or monkey pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# It's well known nobody can resist
the irrepressiable power of monkey
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I laughed extremely loud at that comment
not sure why, but thanks for the laughter, I feel all happy now

/1hr50mins til the weekend
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 7 May 2004, 15:11, archived)
# "NOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!"
thank you for making my day with that mental image of a boss shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!"
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 May 2004, 16:53, archived)