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# Maybe he has a holy
Hand grenade?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# certainly do
aimed at mother-inferiors schnoz
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# you HAVE to have
seen Holy Grail right?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# We are the knights who say.....
...NEE.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# i'd have said Ni personally
GET ON WITH IT!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# the shame of spelling it wrong
run away, run away.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# I saw it when I was a kid
but I can't remember a counting bit.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# how long must thee count before releasing the holy hand grenade
?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# and 5 is right out
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Nope, can't remember.
It was 20 years ago!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# then you saw it before I was even born
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# it goes like this...
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I thank you :)
I feel like one of the in crowd now.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Full script at
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# YAY!
thats awesome!


you didn't know that off by heart did you? because that would be wrong
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Na,
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)