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# It started off as
something that was intended to be fluffy.. just didn't work out like that!

a little bit seamless too



Clicky for much better bigness

I never thought the guardian to the entrance of Hull would be so CUTE
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Aw!
Can I go to hell?
w/y/h

edit: Dog's just met Terry Waite but he forgot to ask for his autograph :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:58, archived)
# send nim back out after him
waving his autograph book and pen in the air..

*Terryyyyyyyyyyy.....*
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I think he should have
tricked him into going into a cupboard and then locked the door.

/hell
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# wow
that was HARSH.

puppy inferior (dog spawn?) is not going to have any trouble keeping warm where you are going......


/one way ticket please...
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Sorry Mrs Patterson.
/hangs head
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
#
*bashes knuckles with ruler..*

Now don't do it again.....
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:12, archived)
# PFFFT!
yep, here's my spare ticket... first class
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Aaaargh!
He came to Glasgow not that long ago, but I made somebody else volunteer to do the interview 'cos I just knew that I'd spend an hour making really obvious gags about radiators and such like.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# remind me of that time
when i needed the holy hand grenade of antioch
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:58, archived)
# how long
did you count for?
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:59, archived)
# 3
not 1
not 4
5 is way off

or something like that
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Maybe he has a holy
Hand grenade?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# certainly do
aimed at mother-inferiors schnoz
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# you HAVE to have
seen Holy Grail right?
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# We are the knights who say.....
...NEE.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# i'd have said Ni personally
GET ON WITH IT!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# the shame of spelling it wrong
run away, run away.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# I saw it when I was a kid
but I can't remember a counting bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# how long must thee count before releasing the holy hand grenade
?
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# and 5 is right out
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Nope, can't remember.
It was 20 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# then you saw it before I was even born
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# it goes like this...
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I thank you :)
I feel like one of the in crowd now.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Full script at
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm if you really want.


(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# YAY!
thats awesome!


you didn't know that off by heart did you? because that would be wrong
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Na,
got it from http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaw.
I bet he has big pointy teeth, though.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Yay!
reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

"It IS the Rabbit"

"run away, run away"

edit: beaten to it. Damn my slow fingers.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:59, archived)
# huzzah
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Har har har.
Fear my flying fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# what are they doing
to be flying so fast?

typing practice?

bean flicking?
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# I do.
I am attracted to your moist cake however.

Hmmmmmmmm, cake.

/drools.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:11, archived)