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# how rude
tjtj: i'm typing on the worst keyboard in the world

it takes a force of over 150,000,000,000,009 Newtons to press the backspace key

help
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Hoke the backspace key out
and see if there's anything obstucting it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:03, archived)
# *is discovered*
damn you, it was all warm under there....

ah well, back to work then....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# cheers
but i already know the answer is no

all the other keys are pretty bad - the backspace is just the worst
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Rudeness indeed...
TJ,TJ,TJ:
Would this be considered G.C.

plum.flirble.org/~owen/DariusCock.jpg

Obv. not literally.

** NSFW **
(bob n bev, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# FTL
That girl has stripy trousers on

*washes eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# ewww
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# *hands over this hammer
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# tjtjtjtj:
I checked the dictionary of doom, for an entry; hatstand
It, however was not listed, please explain, i'm thinking it may be a derrivative of outstanding?
(ad, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Nope it means
random/crazy/mental.

Crikey, that picture of a donkey with a hat sipping tea on a dual carriageway while watching time team is hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# It means
random or bonkers, which often happens to be outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# ta
chaps/chapesses, i have added it to the 4rthur dictionary, but I have borked my entry :o(
(ad, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)