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# watch
www.stonefox.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/sf/newquay2004.wmv
(thestonefox, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:55, archived)
# I would if I had broadband :(
Rude but necessary TJ: furry! Check your e-mail!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:59, archived)
# how rude
tjtj: i'm typing on the worst keyboard in the world

it takes a force of over 150,000,000,000,009 Newtons to press the backspace key

help
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Hoke the backspace key out
and see if there's anything obstucting it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:03, archived)
# *is discovered*
damn you, it was all warm under there....

ah well, back to work then....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# cheers
but i already know the answer is no

all the other keys are pretty bad - the backspace is just the worst
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Rudeness indeed...
TJ,TJ,TJ:
Would this be considered G.C.

plum.flirble.org/~owen/DariusCock.jpg

Obv. not literally.

** NSFW **
(bob n bev, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# FTL
That girl has stripy trousers on

*washes eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# ewww
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# *hands over this hammer
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# tjtjtjtj:
I checked the dictionary of doom, for an entry; hatstand
It, however was not listed, please explain, i'm thinking it may be a derrivative of outstanding?
(ad, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Nope it means
random/crazy/mental.

Crikey, that picture of a donkey with a hat sipping tea on a dual carriageway while watching time team is hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# It means
random or bonkers, which often happens to be outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# ta
chaps/chapesses, i have added it to the 4rthur dictionary, but I have borked my entry :o(
(ad, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Oh good god!
Jackass and Sanchez have so much to answer for.

thought i might have been a bit hasty afetr posting this having watched just 3 minutes, I WASN'T!
I hope i don't need that time back in the future or I'll come to you to get it back.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Seconded
And can I have 3 minutes of my life back. What a pile of poo
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Someone is going to be getting...
...a nasty email from their ISP about excessive bandwidth usage alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Tis Blueyonder,
no limits*


*May not be acurate of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Newquay...
Used to be such a lovely village... Shame it just seems to be full of cocks these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)