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(r3load, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# What? Burnt it did he?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Yes
(r3load, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# my mates welsh
and on the phone to his mates mom who said
"ahh so your welsh, do you shag sheep then?"
to which he replied
"we fuck 'em, you eat 'em!"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# *FACT*
Its illegal in Libya to eat a lamb you have had sex with.

a) Why do the need a law to enforce this?
b) How frequently must it happen for them to need a law at all?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:11, archived)
# What about
one someone else has had sex with?
(r3load, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:12, archived)
# c) How is this law enforced?
Do you register the lamb for sex purposes, then return each year to have it MOT'd, ensuring that it is still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Arf!
Good job I wasn't drinking anything when I read that - I'd be wearing it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:19, archived)
#
How old must the lamb be?
(r3load, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Hmm, thinks...
Where's Ma MILK?

Ooh, sorry, T-day flashback again!

shudder
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 21 May 2004, 12:12, archived)