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# Fuck it.
Have some more....

Mary had a little lamb,
she got it pissed on meths,
And while it was paralytic,
She fistfucked it to death.

(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:26, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha...
I am having visions now... :-)
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# and
Mary had a little lamb
It bounced around in hops
it gambolled on the railway line
and turned itself to chops.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
You could hear it's pelvis snap,
when the farmer from next door,
parked his Volvo on it's back.

(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
It used to whistle tunes,
'til she melted both it's eyeballs,
with freshly heated spoons.

(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# would that stop it whistling?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# mary had a little ram
she kept it in a tractor
its cock was like a rolling pin
and she giggled when it facked her
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# right
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bear.

I'm sorry this contains no fistfucking or spoons. My mind needs dirtifying.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:35, archived)