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[challenge entry] hi fowks

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(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:30, archived)
# oooh
the irony

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:31, archived)
# a sheep that works at a dildo factory
TJ how many of you British believe that Shakespeare is in fact the author of all his alleged works?
*calculating number of nonsensical replies*
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:33, archived)
# I reckon none of them
In fact.....I wrote them. All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Are you including the King James Bible among his alleged works?
Either way, I vote no, but I'm not British
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Montreal, eh?
West Island per chance?

And woo to pic.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:46, archived)
# NDG
(= No Damn Good? Naked Dancing Girls?)
And I've done only slightly more than 2 pics and am also fairly old for a b3tan (35).
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 21 May 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Used to live on Regent near the tracks
with the wife back when at Concordia (well SG then).

I take the age prize - I'm twice yours.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Fri 21 May 2004, 20:20, archived)
# We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 21 May 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Its a known fact he got a load of his plays ideas
from already writen storys like macbeth, but he still wrote them all.
He told me when he delivered the onion waffles this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:42, archived)
# mmmmm onion waffles
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:43, archived)
# he didnt
he got his pet rat to do it for him, illiterate bastard
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Was it called scabbers?
Shit I havent borght my Harry Potter tickets yet *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:44, archived)
# I reckon he did.
(With some help from his mum.)

Woo to the pic, BTW.
(Small Beer, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:43, archived)
# he wrote all of them
with the biro implanted in his forearm.
He used to be a pirate you know - 'Stumpy Will'
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Personally, I believe that an infinite number of monkeys wrote them.
Woo to the pic too.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Is this..............
........a Bacon thing ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Or a
Jonson thing?

BTW, is it quiet in here or just me?
(Small Beer, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:56, archived)
# a) Francis
b) Yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Not Kevin?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 21 May 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Ahhh but
which one is his?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 21 May 2004, 19:33, archived)