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# fuckin' scum
mornin chaps and chapesses,

still at home waitin' for the polis to turn up....if I find out which fuckin' waste of skin tried to jemmy out one of the front windows of the house last night I'll not be very happy. And what useless piece of shit company puts external beading on shitty plastic windows?! Why!!
fume
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:04, archived)
# Oh dear - this isn't a good day for b3tans so far
On a brighter note I just got an email from an old friend who's been away for ages and we're going for a beer. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:06, archived)
# Don't worry..
things will pick up as soon as the explosions start. Sorry to hear that, witchy. At least they didn't get in.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:09, archived)
# I expect they were,
trying to steal your water.
There's a lot of it about.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:06, archived)
# so I've read!
Best thing is, they've picked the only window that can't easily be seen by passers-by - we're on a main-ish road and bus route (the little ones that go bleedin' everywhere)....I just dunno how they did it without makin' any noise!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:10, archived)
# Well of course they would,
they presumably didn't wanna get caught ;)
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:12, archived)
# Not round here,
all the crims are numpties. Last time someone tried to get in they were standing on the windowsill in full view of the restaurant over the road, and when wifeof challenged 'im and asked what he was doing he said 'trying to get in here!'
Plus, if they'd looked thru the curtains they'd have seen that that particular window's blocked!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:16, archived)
# Good god,
they *are* thick.

I'm so glad we live on the fourth floor.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:23, archived)
# Bastards.
we were burgled once, they came into the room right nect to mine (only separated by a door).
They nicked all Mums jewellery and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:13, archived)
# I'm sorry witchy
I hope they catch them and kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:46, archived)
# *rolls eyes dangerously*
ggggggggggggggggggGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

...right, I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:13, archived)
# oo
I like how your Rs get darker.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:13, archived)
# How do you roll
eyes dangerously?
did they roll over some broken glass or something?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:14, archived)
# without a safety harness
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:27, archived)