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# i've done that
i was with my ex on my bed, then she left, and i walked back in, lay on the bed and fell right through. totally knackered, had to get a new bed. when my parents asked what happened, i had to say 'we'd just been sitting there and...' and got abruptly cut off with 'actually it doesn't matter, we'll get you a new one'.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:32, archived)
# The reason my bed broke is
because the landlord didn't fix the screws in properly. I just have to spread my weight evenly on my bed from now on... no more curling up :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:33, archived)
# carepenter joke
how many screws in a lesbians bed?

none, it's all tongue & groove..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:35, archived)
# har har
so are you going to send me a mail with more about yourself or do I have to get the rest of b3ta to tell me.... ( ie. the regular 20 q's like: where are you )
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:51, archived)
# what's your address then?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Ooo dear,
Norwich and Winchester, maybe we don't need to buy hats just yet....
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Have we had any b3tan match ups
yet?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:59, archived)
# Hugo
& Popt_art....

Can't think of any others.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Well that's a good start
!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:10, archived)
# heheh
for some reason that made me giggle a lot. i dont know why. im in a shit mood too, so good on ya
(hazey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:01, archived)
# I expect you're giggling
cos you're picturing me as Cilla :)
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:04, archived)
# probably.
in a hat which looks like a shit terracotta plant pot. ahhhh...i love this place, even in a shit mood i giggle.....tops
(hazey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:08, archived)
# *Looks dignified*
I have more taste than that.

Well slightly :)
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:14, archived)
# clare dot tedds at uk dot pwcglobal dot com
tada
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)