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# you've probably heard it...
A couple attending an Art exhibition were looking at a portrait that had taken them aback a little.
The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench. Two have a black penis and the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the couple are looking somewhat puzzled at
the picture, the artist, an Irishman, walks by and says 'Can I help you with this painting? I'm the artist who painted it.'

The man says 'Well, we like the painting but don't understand why you have three African men on a bench, and the one in the middle has a pink penis while the other two have a black penis.'

The artist says, 'Oh you are misinterpreting the painting. They're not African men, they are Irish coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch.'

protest enough and i'll delete it!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:13, archived)
# yay!
i like that!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)
# coals to newcastle?
Thing is, are no Irish coal miners. Not even nudist ones. No coal mines. No clothing optional coal mines. nyuk nyuk.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:24, archived)
# Irish
eh? Never saw a coalmine on my travels around this place.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:29, archived)
# they could just be Irish
don't have to work in Ireland...!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)
# Where is this art gallery?
Who is the artist?
Is the picture in Oils or Watercolours?
:)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:36, archived)
# wha?
Where is this discussion board? Is it on the Interweb? Where is the Interweb? Is it nice there this (or that) time of year?

Are we not peat-miners?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)
# We are Devo
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)