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# I've decided to become the first special needs person in porno.
My first film is called Cuntz in Space. A rip-roaring rollercoaster ride of passion and phlegm. I get £20 pound for doing double anal, but it's better than doing hair.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# you might have to for some versions
of porn
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:04, archived)
# What?
You mean "do hair"? I suppose I could become the hairiest special needs person in porno. I do have lots of body hair for a lady. I think its something to do with my polystyrene ovaries.

I've got to go now. I'm only a fluffer at the moment, but the director says I have 'massive appeal'.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:07, archived)
# the
fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Don't worry.
I'll be available in DVD format very soon.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Yay to
spit roasted spackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# I'm calling myself Trisomy Tina.
I hope to win a porno Oscar and show how beautiful sex can be between peoples of different genetic quality.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:14, archived)
# How about staring in
Emonguelle
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)