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[challenge entry] nsfw postman twat!
NSFW

he completely forgot his cat :(

MOD EDIT: Please keep it work safe - no gaping twats please.

From the Kids TV from the Planet Wrong challenge. See all 584 entries (closed)

(That guy with a hat., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:25, archived)
# mount up.
uncle baaa wants YOU

www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
(baaadastardly, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:26, archived)
# c'mon..
Link that image, no need for the full frontal...
(deleted, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Poor
old Pat
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:27, archived)
# fuck off with that fuckin link you twat!
self explanitory.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)
# but...
...he's cute.

Like a little pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)
# A little pet...
... that keeps peeing in your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Let's put him in a sack
and throw him in the river
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
# With bricks to weigh him down
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:32, archived)
# Well
That goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:34, archived)
# I'm trying to be nice
and you bastards want to throw him in the river.

Have you no conscience?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Nope
have to get it special order, there's no demand for it, you see. Could have some in by... mmmmm..Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:39, archived)
# nsfw nsfw!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:27, archived)
# HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK YOU FUCKHEAD!!!!!



(woo)


BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats just pure porn .....


(fwap)


ARGH I'M SO FUCKING SACKED YOU COCK


(yay)

/edit - thanks mod - this was posted pre getting sacked
(Ush, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)
# sorry but you shouldnt be on this site at work
also self explanitory.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:30, archived)
# WHAT - this is all people do while they're at work!!!
hahahaha - guess you havent noticed that most of these posts are quickies that are done during work hours...

(Ush, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
# You still don't need to be a cunt about it.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
# hahahaha
sorry that just killed me *wipes tear*
(Ush, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:33, archived)
# a vast number of b3ta regulars
visit from work. Hence the whole idea of keeping images work safe
(Gimbo, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:32, archived)
# i am always on at work

and if i post a NSFW image i linky it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:33, archived)
# i guess
youre right
(That guy with a hat., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:33, archived)
# Lots of people
might look at b3ta during lunchtime, or at breaks. They could still potentially be sacked for looking at porn.

There aren't many rules for posting on b3ta, so please stick to this one and keep your posts work safe.

A link and a warning is all we ask for.



(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:34, archived)
# hey im only thirteen
i shant know what you do at work for yonks
(That guy with a hat., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:35, archived)
# As you keep saying...
it's self explanatory
(Gimbo, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:36, archived)
# hehe
but at least i made an attemt to get rid of the boobs.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:38, archived)
# I thought it looked like you'd blurred them a bit
Doesn't really make it look any less like porn though, does it.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:40, archived)
# nup but im not good at
changing resolution k? k.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:42, archived)
# 13?
Then you shouldn't be looking at images like that at all then.

*prepares email to ISP*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:38, archived)
# i stumbled onto it while looking at pics of robots
and got the idea ok.and it didnt stop me making the cockfish.plus i needed a fwap as i had not had one in 20 minutes.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:41, archived)
# 13!?!?!
bloody hell - some hard porn for a man (woman? fwap) your age.
(Ush, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:40, archived)
# im a male you
kiddie porn looking at type person!!
(That guy with a hat., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:42, archived)
# heh heh!
you win!
(Ush, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:44, archived)
# i'd better not post a pic of my face then
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:29, archived)
# *sniggers*

*is silent*

Sorry. :(
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:30, archived)
# s'ok

i thought no-one would get it

*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
# hasn't
stopped bastard
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)