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[challenge entry] Crap coffee, lousy staff, good stories

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(martijn030, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:41, archived)
# There's something strangely Goatse about that.
I think I need a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Oh yeah *a lie down*
after thinking about goatse....you're fooling no-one
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:49, archived)
# if i ever meet someone who's wanked over goatse man
i'll shake their (left)hand, it'd be quite a feat
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:51, archived)
# make sure
Their not kak handed first
(5700 is doing the CRX rally - Sponsor Me, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Does it have to be in person,
or would his photo do?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:53, archived)
# i would think having his photo would be enough
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:55, archived)
# You just spend too much time here
that's the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Is it actually possible to spend too much time here though?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Yes
I really think they're gonna find me out at work. It's obscene the amount of time I waste
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:51, archived)
# We've been todl that we can only
have 5 minutes a day! ARGH! I've been searching the job papers ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:52, archived)
# What're you moaning for.
You only need 3 minutes 22 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:54, archived)
# what the fuck are you meant to be able to look at in 5 minutes?
still, i can't access the net at work at all:(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:55, archived)
# I KNOW!
I've been reduced to sobbing quietly for an hour at lunch.
I think you definitely need the new job then.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:57, archived)
# i've been saying that to myself for years now
never got enough time to start looking though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 22:03, archived)
# Yes, but going outside scares me so...
There's sunlight, and people might talk to me. I've been here so long now, my vocal cords have wasted away. I sound like Mariella Frostrup. In a deep echoy cave.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Frostrup eh?
back in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:54, archived)
# *waves box of kleenex*
You forgot this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# *Yoink!*


Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hm....
You wouldn't like my first idea then...
(martijn030, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:51, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:51, archived)