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# Early stages in the life cycle of a chav!
Scientists today discovered a chav in it's early stages of life and are hopeful of finding a poison to attack it's Burberry gene and eliminate this pest from our towns and shopping centres!*

Been done?
*may not be 100% fact but is 100% wishful thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Hehe,
feed him to the crows.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# not even the crows would eat that
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# eeets too orangy
for crows.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Wanna be my dawg?
I'll be your dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# doo doo be doo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Kill the fucking chavlet
It's us or them, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Don't think so,
but I said on here recently that they were spawned by a 12-foot high Ned Queen with a heaving, sweating ovipositor laying Burberry eggs.

And I can't get it out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Do it.
but if you use source pics from any of the Alien movies or games- I will kill you.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Oh, righto.
*coughs nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Mefinks dats were I mite ave gotten the idea
So fank you verily much
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:47, archived)