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# There's
A guy I know at work whose eyes point in completely different directions. I never know where to stand when I'm talking to him. It's very disconcerting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# is he
an iguana?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# CHAMELEON


/goes zoological on yo' ass
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# HORSE
ha, i trumped you
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# Red, gold and green,
red, gold and gre-eee-een.

/goes BoyGeorgical on yo's.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# that's the one!
memory failed me for a minute there, but don't all lizardy things do that anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# my trouser lizard
only has one eye
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# Try stapling a fake one on to it
so it doesnt feel freakish and deformed.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# hahaha
you;re funny
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# not really
no
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# hahaha
that's even funnier

you know why things are funny?
'cos they're true
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
That means dogs really can't look up!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3381154
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# cats
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:13, archived)
# take pictures too
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# trouser lizard?
have you got appendages on yours?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# no.
nononononono. no.
just chameleons.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# oo ooo ooo!!!!!!!
are you a chameleologist?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# once my edumacation is done
i will hopefully be half a zoologist.
but not chameleologist specifically, no :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# only half of one?
what will the other half be? or will there just be a big gory hole?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# ha ha, i feel i've explained this a million times on here.
the other half will, hopefully, be arteest.

i.e. this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# ahh
sorry, been away a while, ooh they're rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# no need to apologize.
i mean, IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.



an' thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# I don't know
I'll ask him
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)