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# THIS THREAD IS NOT BEING USED ENOUGH
you need at least:

1:5-paragraph essay on why all b3tans are great
2:Woo yay images
3:Links to hilariuous sites that noone on the face of the planet has ever seen before, including you
4:Hilarious wallpaper images including as many memes as possible
5: 280px wide incredibly funny images that everyone will love and will be passed around for generations
and 1 partridge in a pear tree

DELETE THIS THREAD
(1, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I think 43% of all b3tans are great because....

complete this sentence in no more than 12 words
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)
# all the men have big willies!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)
# the rest are really great
(bldcel, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)
# the other 57% are nobheads
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)
# you win

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)
# what do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)
# a monkey
it will be with you within 30 working years
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)
# i'm not planning to live that long
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:20, archived)
# why is that?
are you a professional daredevil?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:23, archived)
# meh
it's just . . . 30 more years . . . that's twice my current life . . . plus four . . . four, for god's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)
# *does maths*

FUCKING HELL, how is it possible to be as young as that? I was NEVER as young as that
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:25, archived)
# mwahahahahhaahahah
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Insurance Fraud
Going for the pay out?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)
# the remaining 28%
suck at maths
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I think 43% of all b3tans are great because....
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
(nugchuts, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:39, archived)
# isn't cornfalkes technically two words in a portmonteau?
If this is the case, you've overshot by twelve. HERETIC!
(hexy 1.0, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# the other 57% aren't
(hexy 1.0, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)