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# woo. pearoast from yesterday.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)
# those peas are cursed
the flames touch them...yet they do not burn.

You're a witch!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:00, archived)
# seen it
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)
# wait...
are you just being funny?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)
# but have you got this?

*rummages*

*gets t-shirt*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)
# no, but I have the commemorative plate set
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)
# I hope you have been to bed
and not just been sat there all night/morning. Are you spraycan antics keeping you awake?

Morning B3ta!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# he never sleeps
I would be worried, but for one thing

I'm not
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I thought my sleep patterns
were fucked up. But Lemonys make me feel better about it.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:13, archived)
# if you want fucked up sleep patterns
you need SSG
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)
# it's his wanking patterns you should be concerned about.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:26, archived)
# it knocks the world off its axis

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:27, archived)
# hmmm... the axis of spunk.
ick icky ick ick.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)
# there's one for the State of the Nation address
and also The State of the Carpet address, which follows it
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:30, archived)
# "The State Of The Interior Of The Hat Report".
Condition: Soiled and violated.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:34, archived)
# He wanks to patterns?
Bet tartan gets him off most.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)
# burberry, i'd have thought.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)
# just done a google for patterns to look for a pun
Didnt find one but there is something amusing in this name MensorePlop
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:34, archived)
# morning!
rightey...off to have a shower!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I've seen a naked man before
but I'd always like to see more...



... although it is quality dependant
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)
# you are sooooooooooo in the wrong place
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:29, archived)
# reposting already?
not good :(
try to only repost as an appropriate reply please
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)
# ppoint is
it's a pearoast. Literally. Geddit?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# It's french
they'll prolly serve it with garlic and herbs and ruin the flavour.

btw, can you see this:



?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# no
you have to put src= in there y'know
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# depends what "this" is

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# well....
its a pic. trying to get my msn hosting to work. I have put the pic in my 'my documents' bit in msn groups, but can't get it to show'
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:13, archived)
# hmmm...
how curious

have a scene:
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# i dont use the ol' msn groups
but don't you have to make it public first?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)
# that's what i thought
but i cant find the setting.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)
# hum
sorry, can't help there.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)
# only the admin can view files in the documents part of a group
you want pictures
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)
# if it's meant to be a test of my 'broken image'
then it is successful
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# THIS THREAD IS NOT BEING USED ENOUGH
you need at least:

1:5-paragraph essay on why all b3tans are great
2:Woo yay images
3:Links to hilariuous sites that noone on the face of the planet has ever seen before, including you
4:Hilarious wallpaper images including as many memes as possible
5: 280px wide incredibly funny images that everyone will love and will be passed around for generations
and 1 partridge in a pear tree

DELETE THIS THREAD
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I think 43% of all b3tans are great because....

complete this sentence in no more than 12 words
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)
# all the men have big willies!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)
# the rest are really great
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)
# the other 57% are nobheads
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)
# you win

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)
# what do i win?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)
# a monkey
it will be with you within 30 working years
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)
# i'm not planning to live that long
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:20, archived)
# why is that?
are you a professional daredevil?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:23, archived)
# meh
it's just . . . 30 more years . . . that's twice my current life . . . plus four . . . four, for god's sake!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)
# *does maths*

FUCKING HELL, how is it possible to be as young as that? I was NEVER as young as that
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:25, archived)
# mwahahahahhaahahah
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Insurance Fraud
Going for the pay out?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)
# the remaining 28%
suck at maths
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I think 43% of all b3tans are great because....
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:39, archived)
# isn't cornfalkes technically two words in a portmonteau?
If this is the case, you've overshot by twelve. HERETIC!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# the other 57% aren't
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
# w/y/h
Look forward to seeing it again tomorrow. And the day after.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)
# we should have a specific time
for it to re-appear every day
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Indeed.
It should be decreed by law that all B3tans have this as their wallpaper.

STOP FUCKING PEAROASTING!

not feeling so fluffy anymore :(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Argghghghgh grrrr arghhhh (arrr if you're a pirate)
When you posted it yesterday, you asked if it had bindun and the answer was yes, so why would you repost it when its like a super duper repost times 10
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)