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# im seeing a lot of monkey related posts
and woo! 'im loving it'
/retch over macdonalds
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Judging by the taste,
I think McDonalds already beat you to it!
(the funky gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:20, archived)
# *vomits repeatedly*
eurgh!
(wobblyjelly, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:21, archived)
# *psst*
that's how they make the milkshakes.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# and psss
is how they make the special sauce
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:24, archived)
# I was told
by my mate Debbie that once this guy went in and ordered a chicken burger without mayo. Gets it, takes a bite and all this white stuff oozes into his mouth. annoyed they'd ignored his request for no mayo ne takes it back only to find it was actually a battered chicken head in the burger with a cyst on its head that the poor man had bitten into and twas actually pus in his mouth.........
Now if you'll excuse me, i need to turn my stomach inside out............
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:28, archived)
# u know the e coli outbreaks macdonalds have had in the past?
thats caused by poo in the ground beef

POO i tells thee!
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Sausages can legally
have up to 1 or 2% poo.
In America, companies were pushing to increase this level!
(wobblyjelly, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# thanks for that
no really, it was a pleasure
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Dunno why but I read that in the style of wassername from Little Britain
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Vicky Pollard
Is the name of the chavette mother-of-who knows how many
(wobblyjelly, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# Everyone
was told that by a mate or tinterweb. ALmost as if it's one of them urban myths innit?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# it is an urban myth
my sister was a Environmental Health Inspector. Apparently, a cyst would pop and go all over the place when it was fried. Wouldnt get anywhere near being served.

Plus, if it had been true, McD's would have been sued to buggery and it would have got all over the papers.

So no, it hasnt happened.
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# new mcnuggets
now with extra tender ankle scrapings!
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# It really annoys me how MacDonalds use apostrophes correctly in that ad campaign
yet don't capitalise the bloody I.

*seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)