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# What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?



A drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:22, archived)
# what do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
homeless
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# what do you call someone who provides the rhythm for a band, performing an undervalued task that not many can do?
damn, i just ruined this didnt i?
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)
# What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch instructions into a drum machine once.
(Astatine, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)
# dennis pennis at a blur press conference..
"i have a question for the drummer"
[.. expectant silence ..]
"..what's your name?"
(easymistake, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:27, archived)
# you know when the stage is level
when the drummer drools from both sides of his mouth
(The other Norman Hartnell, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# you guys are all mean
drummings actually dead hard to do well
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:36, archived)
# As someone who's managed a few bands (and about to start another)
when you meet a good drummer, you become best mates with them asap because they're so hard to find.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# everyone does spack piss-taking postings and nobody blinks an eyelid
but drummers stirs people up?

you lot are weird!


and yes I know drumming isn't easy, have had a go on my brother's expensive electronic drumkit - I was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# a few of my friends
past and present are drummers, and none of them are stupid, i was shite when i first had a go on a mates kit (being a natural guitarist) but i got going after a half hour or so, and i find it really fun, fortunately one of my housemates next year has a kit so i don't have to go and buy my own


bring on the guitarist jokes
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:50, archived)