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# IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!
My friend and I were talking about porcupines, and we were wondering if anyone knows how the fuck they have sex. Wouldn't it hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# One of the only animals
to go in for missionary position.

*edit* Unless the porcupine purposefully extends his/her quills, they're quite soft. It's only the points that are sharp. */edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Maybe
they have teh massive extending cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# *cross-matches DNA*
Possible I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Moorecupine.
Now with teh massive extending cock!

*here's my card*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# very carefully
© Obligatory Responses Ltd
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# only if
they get their nuts caught.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Well, hedgehogs
make their spikes go kind of flat so it doesn't hurt.
I think.
I would imagine porcupines being the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Google knows all.
"While the males try to dominate each other, the female waits up a tree."
...
"The female lets the winning male know that she's ready to mate by arching her tail over her back. Because there aren't any quills on the underside of her tail, she can't wound her suitor. And because the male doesn't have quills on his underbelly, he can't hurt her. Says Roze: "The erection of quills is a sign of fear, anger, or fight--that doesn't happen during porcupine sex.""
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# you have a tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# You wait up a tree too
with the female porcupines?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Both!
*climbs tree*

*raises tail*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# *Suddenly wants a cup of tea*
wait there.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# which bit
the hiding up a tree, or the curling over of the tail?

/confused. and, to be honest, slightly afraid
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Don't have spines
on the underside of your belly?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# It's only
a small prick, so it won't hurt much
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# they use o lot of
lubricant...that's it
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)