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# for the record...

sure Mr Cruise, whatever you say..
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# haha
nice.

in case you haven't seen me say it before: The Big Lebowski is my most favoritest movie EVER!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# we like the big lebowski tons too!
We? You were not alone

No - as in the royal We of course!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# hes gonna fuck you
in the ass.

woo baby!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# you said it mang!
Nobody fox wid da jesus!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# awesome
you don't fuck with the jesus
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# 8 year olds dude.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# ha ha
No I don't think he was gonna crack Walter!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# I am the walrus?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# shut the fuck
up Donny
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Lemme explain somethin'
I'm not mr lebowski, you're mr lebowski. I am the dude, so that's what you call me Ok? The dude, his dudeness, duder, or el duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. Ok, man?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Are
you employed, sir?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# So many good lines
Was there anything of value in the car? Tape deck. Couple of Creedence tapes, and my briefcase. And in the briefcase? You know, my papers. Business papers.
And what do you do, sir?

I'm unemployed.

Love it
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# this is not nam smokey
this is bowling, there are rules
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# laughing out loud at work
I'd forgotten that bit! :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# HE'S GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......
..Then end up in E.R.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# AND DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# he's not dead


But it turns out his ego was writing cheques his body couldn't cash ...

/edit sorry, how rude ... woo too teh cock :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha!
Wonder where he'll die in next..
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha
woo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# That made me laugh
I think they both love teh cock
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I'm a massive fan of Tom Cruise...
...and as an ex-scientologist I can categorically say that he ain't no dyke.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# We'd
guessed that bit ourselves, ta.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# You did?
You must be really, really clever. (I'm guessing that was the Royal We)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# is he
a clear or whatever they're called?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I guess so.
But if you pay loads of cash and slam your nuts in the temple doors, you can get rid of LOADS of nasty engrams.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Presumably
not, as he doesn't appear to be able to turn invisible, travel through time, leap tall buildings with a single bound or indeed stop his marriage falling apart because he blatantly loves teh cock.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Call yourself a fan?
I'm being polluted by your engrams.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# haha
I bet he likes a good goosing aswell.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)