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# NSFW
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# [can not look away]
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:31, archived)
# hey r3tard,
everytime you speak, i get a waft of cock in the air...

....is it your breath sunshine?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# what did he ever do to you?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:33, archived)
# well,
he did call me a a fucking donkey rapist, then bandied around a chav.

u cut me deep, u cut me real deep.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:35, archived)
# i suppose it's not your fault
that you are a filthy cock which deserves to be severed.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# sir long haired freak goblin.
Crawl your slippery freaky geeky way back up r3tards arse please. you must of fell when he was culling some of his winets.

i hate picking on dis-advantaged people, but i will do if you make me.

nice dog btw, i'd love to microwave it.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:50, archived)
# lay a do-it on him, ssg.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Or use
that shiny "ignore" thing.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# i'd rather see a do-it get laid
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# i have no interest in young r3load.
all i care about is ensuring that i don't catch a disease from your filthy cock.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:05, archived)
# what the hell
do norks have to do with the ABC?
at this time of night i can only get these

B oobs
F unbags
N orks
T its
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:36, archived)
# Bra sizes i believe
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# there is
a pair to represent each cup size from a to z in the movie. very thorough. I get scared at the stuff over s though. back surgery to follow for them.
edit: damn! b3tan to the explaination by a much more concise person.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# well it's very simple
attractive chest features
boobies!
comfortable resting spots
delightful treats
elusive bastards
funbags (as ye say)
grabbaholds
happydomes
intergalactic sex beacons
jollywiggles
knowledge zappers
life partners
mammary glands
nodes of joy
overtly fantastic,
purdy,
quite nice,
really great,
super fine
titties.
undulating works of art
vivacious jigglers
wondermuffins
xylophone
young ladies tend to have nicer ones,
zebras probably don't have them.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:47, archived)
# xylophone?
isnt that only on skeleton's titties?

edit: how rude of me, horrendously woo
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:50, archived)
# no
but x always means xylophone.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:51, archived)
# what about
x-rated? although woo to skeletal boob idea too.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)
# it just had to be xylophone.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:00, archived)
# your list
your rules. woo anyway!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:03, archived)