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# if you go down to the beach today,

RUN LIKE FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:56, archived)
# _ - ~ = !
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Arhhh, grab the swan bit by the neck
and squeeze like fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# argh!
kill it!!

oh, but wait, if you did you'd have the queen on your back... oh lawd...
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# euarch!
mental imagery of teh Queen on one's back...

*shudderism*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
#
and a gaggle of beafeaters trying to pull her off...
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# good LORD man
are you trying to send me INSANE!!!
too late
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# "no ma'am
leave 'im, ma'am, he ain't worth it!" they'd say...
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# they'd be right.
I need some tea after that - Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I say
mine can't be the only squildo that's being graped by that

can it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)
# I hate Swans
and I hate them even more now.

Take it away!
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# swans
Have you ever eaten swan? It's delicious! Some chinese restaurants will do it for you if you ask.
(dibs, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)