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# new comedy sit com
I e mailed this to the bbc but they didn't like the idea. sucks

theme tune can be a remix of the micheal jackson classic - black or white
(maybe a trimmed down version, not remixed, you can't improve on perfection)

Here is the idea:-
a family home with a black family and there is a mum a son and a daughter, but the father is like in jail maybe or just gone. the son is about 20 ish years old and the twist is that one day his white frind who is 22 ish starts seeing his mum and it gets serious, now his friend starts calling him son cos they're maybe married and stuff and the black guy can't stand it and calls his dad/friend honkey and cracker and other racial slurrs about white people but this only makes his friend enjoy it more. the 20 year old black guy should be a little bit like arnold from different strokes and definatley have a catch phrase such as 'Get your jive white ass away from me cracker' or something as equelly quoteable. He shouldn't be too much like arnold though because then it might infringe on copywrite and although he's small i bet gary coleman has the best lawyers in town.

the dad who comes back must be played by ian wright and the black kid should be played by gus's brother from eastenders

anyway thanks for reading this and let me know what you think of it either way, even if it is just constructive critisism(which is another way to tell someone that they are rubbish)

thanks again

philip arnold

Get your jive white ass away from me cracker
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:16, archived)
# nice idea, good luck.
does anyone have the strokes' email? i want to start work on 'the strokes on ice' with someone else, but i think i need their permission first.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:18, archived)
# try Ryan Gentles
or rough trade records.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# .
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# ah yeh, cheers.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# .....If the "Airplane" jive talking duo had a sitcom ?
/edit Channel 5 is your friend !

/edit edit Mindpiss

/THRICE THE EDIT ! .....Which black guy dies first ?


Finally.. It all sounds like a vision of Ice Cube writing "Love thy Neighbour"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:18, archived)
# the cocky
chauffer
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# sell it to channel 5
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:18, archived)
# .
wouldn't wanna see my masterpiece on that shioddy channel
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Too lazy to read.
Can I have the Nick's Notes version?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:19, archived)
# E idea, classic trimmed is, like, gone 20, twist, his, stuff, other more guy little, strokes get ass, or he, lawyers, who, by guss for critisismwhich tell, thanks get away, .
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:26, archived)
#
Damn, I wish I knew you when I was studying Shakespeare in highschool. I would have saved so much time.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:33, archived)
# You forgot the guy
who says "Eh! Steve!"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:20, archived)
# YESSSSSSS!
YESS! YES!!!
*Pumps hips*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:25, archived)
# Shiiit...
Just lay cool blood...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# your rascist
FAG!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Is that something like
a racist fascist?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# NO
FAG
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:23, archived)
# .
i can't be racist i have a black friend
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Haha!
The board is hilarious today...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:24, archived)
# .
are you being serious,
i do really hate it when people say that they aren't racist for that reason, i was just kidding
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:25, archived)
# I'm not not not being unserious.
(yeah, right)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:28, archived)
# i have no friends
but one of them is black
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:25, archived)
#
Friendist.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:27, archived)
# i have no friends
so how can i discriminate against friends
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Depends on which came
first.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:33, archived)
# DOUBLE HA!
I can't be either! I have a colored TV!

in all honesty, I hope you are kidding.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:31, archived)
# "although he's small i bet gary coleman has the best lawyers in town."
best part.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:25, archived)