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# i bought a book
called 'improve your motivation'. but i can't be fucked to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)
# i bought a book
called "temptation". i couldn't resist buying it.
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:03, archived)
# I bought a book
called Impulse. Don't know why, just felt like buying it at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:07, archived)
# I bort a book
cooled "Dyslexia". Waist of munny rearlee.
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:12, archived)
# i bought a book
called 'how to tell if you have a multiple personality'. no you didnt. yes i did. he's right, you did. no you bloody didnt. leave me alone.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:19, archived)
# I bought a diet book called
"Lose 50 pounds FAST!", but all the pages are blank! Can't believe I spent 50 quid on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:21, archived)
# i bought a famous book
from the sixties entitled 'steal this book'. now i feel like a failure.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:31, archived)
# i bought a book called "Overcoming Tourettes"
it was fucking shitty bullshit pisscrap rather good, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# i bought a book called
'macs for dummies'
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:23, archived)
# in america
would it be called "macs for pacifiers?"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 10:37, archived)
# I bought a book called "Fly Fishing for Beginners"...
and last week, I caught a 10 pound Bluebottle!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 14:10, archived)
# i bought a book
called "Improving your Memory"..........or did I?
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)