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# Full page in the Mail*



*I read it in Waitrose
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 16:55, archived)
# You protest too much....
By Waitrose do you mean living room?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 16:57, archived)
# And by read do you mean wanked?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 16:58, archived)
# He wanked it?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 16:58, archived)
# God knows how that's actually done.
Better than actually reading that piece of crap though.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I often apply hand releif to my papers
after the release the news is more calm and ballanced
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I can see how that would work
gently coax them into spraying their filthy mess all over the newsagents, leaving you a paper full of sweet and pleasant news to take home.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Knew there was a trick to it*
*no I didn't
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)