a cat gets
a twat with a 'bat' and goes splat
its in
woo and you bad man
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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:00,
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Ahh.
finally r2load (note spelling) gets the message.
Thanks.
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:02,
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Mmmm. don't mind if I do
I'm always hungry after sex.
EDIT: *eats
*chokes on hidden pube
*dies
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:04,
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Speaking of pubes am I the
only one that plants them in friends pints at the pub?
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r3load,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:08,
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I doubt that they're friends for long
don't they get suspicious when you shove your hand down yer kecks, or do you remove them before going out?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:11,
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Just sneakily when there not looking
or are at the bar/going to toilet
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r3load,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:13,
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No but sometimes they get to the bottem and see a hair
and look at me and say "thats your pube isnt it" and othertimes they get to the bottem and there is nothing there and I laugh knowing they have swallowed it.
Funnies was when one got stuck in my mates teeth.
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r3load,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:17,
archived)
*bleaches finger
and vows never to poke r3load ever again
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:21,
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If we ever end up at a bash
together, I'll buy you a pint.
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r3load,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:26,
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a friend of mine
once stuck a bit of spicy sausage in another mates guiness, when he found it a third mate fished it out and ate it, to alleviate the humiliation of the 2nd mate
look at me with all my mates
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The Incredible... accident free since,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:21,
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A groggy
moggy becomes soggy (with blood) on a foggy day.
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The Neville What what what,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:02,
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