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# grrr...
kill all neighbours...

(The downstairs neighbours are stealing our water again.)

I swear to god, I will KILL THEM ALL... and may God have mercy on their souls
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# how?
i could understand if it was your milk, or your washing...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# by being downstairs from us
and turning all the taps on.

The water pressure in our (Victorian or thereabouts) house is shite, so it means that us in the top flat end up with a thin trickle of water between about 7.30 and 9.30, ie when you have to get up and go to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# grow up
get a house

(kidding, i'm kidding)
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 16:19, archived)
# oic
hmm. no real answer to that is there?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 16:20, archived)
# could try getting the landlord / freeholder to get a plumber to install a decent pump or something.
kick up a fuss and say something about the absence of a reliable water supply infringing your human rights.

(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 16:24, archived)
# so far,
we've spoken to them in person, written them a letter, spoken to the landlord, spoken to their landlord, and contacted a pet Conveyancing Lawyer for some more advice.

The thing is, it never happened with the last tenants who lived there, and they seemed perfectly clean nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)
# I am going to eat their babies.
That should sort it.
(tomsk, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# these people stealing your water -
how does that work?
If you want I'll send round the rabid foxes living in my garden - they might be able to kill them for you. They like water.

(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)