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(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:12, archived)
# What a finger specimen of a finger for a female pig.
So that's where pork sausages come from.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:13, archived)
# yeah
hurt my eyes to shop it, so thought it only fair to share my pain!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)
# I feel your pain.
But I still say that hand looks very trotter like.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Your
sacrifice for the benefit of us all has been noted.

That is one ugly fat chav!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:17, archived)
# A cust serv Kappa Slappa.
Possibly true. A yay.
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Jolly good.
Very good. I think she used to be our account manager.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Ha!
Fucking chavs. I hear they're racist an' all...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Crivens! Really?
That all white, lumpen, cider swilling bunch? Never, surely...
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Ironic, given that a lot of them seem to have an overweening desire to be black.
Blummey, you don't hear 'overweening' every day, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:22, archived)
# What does 'ween'
mean in that context anyway?
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Fucknose.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)