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[challenge entry] Gentlemen...
wouldn't you like to be

hung like a horse?
bad punnage!

From the Illustrated Spam challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:34, archived)
# Pfft!
and Arf, and woo, and yay.
edit: is that Regan's horse?
edit2: unfortunately that would be 'hanged' like a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Good edit2!
"I sentence you to be hanged from the neck until very poorly..."
Thence to be struck down and made into Haribo Tangfastics.
Yessirreeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:42, archived)
# *puts down Tangfastics*
/bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:44, archived)
# *takes tangfastics*
Not as good as Star mix, but what the hell...
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:48, archived)
# Never heard of either of them
Proof that i have never lived
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:49, archived)
# No
But I assume your are named after the Lars Von Trier film guidlines? If so you are forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)
# At last someone has got it :P
Yep you're right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)
# You know deep down...
that you love 'em in all their boiled down cow hoof goodness...

actually in my inebriated state I'd kill for a bag. I've just dressed some lettuce in sherry vinegar and walnut oil and snarfed the lot and I'm in the mood for sharp-tasting things. The hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:50, archived)
# I would
kill for a bag of wine gums right now.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)
# I have some!
Don't kill me...
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)
# ah... well.... it might well be...
(plays get out of Jail free card)
but that is why I said it was poor punnage
:)
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:47, archived)
# It still made me laugh
ergo punnage out trumps pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:50, archived)
# Hung like a My little Pony.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:43, archived)
# agh!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)