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# aarrf
Go and have your bath, Mykeyboy. You're gonna be late for work..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:21, archived)
# your new fp
made me crack up hysterically
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:23, archived)
# Aww
thanks a lot. Thats very kind.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:31, archived)
# you're welcome, now have a random KFC fact:
my friend Taylor who lives in Florida told me that down south there, the Colonel's skin keeps getting progressively darker in adverts to adapt to the audience that KFC serves most frequently. I thought that was funny, since he's an old white guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:36, archived)
# and dead
I would wager
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:37, archived)
# well duh
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:39, archived)
# Surely he should just get deader and deader
in subsequent advertising campaigns ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:41, archived)
# nope, just blacker and blacker
or so I hear

and he's a cartoon now, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:42, archived)
# a Cartoon?
Surely you jest?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:48, archived)
# er...nooo
in all the ads he's a cartoon.
It's hard to film someone as alive and black when they are dead and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:51, archived)
# Sorry not properly awake yet
thought you were referring to a KFC cartoon in the way that Mcdonalds did a kids cartoon about ten years ago
/feels old
/hangs head
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:58, archived)
# aww
you're not old!

*pats back*

*steals cane and runs away whilst you hobble along behind me and trip and break your hip*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:01, archived)
# /shakes fist angrily
/breaks hip
/dies
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:02, archived)
# /coughs
/dies
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:03, archived)
# Nah!
There's no conspiracy, he's just naturally aging like David Dickinson.*

*This will probably not be understood outside the UK - I bloody hope we're not exporting him!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:39, archived)
# Personally
I hope we bloody are
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:41, archived)
# But then the whole world will hate us
just like America . . .

*Shut's up so he doesn't offend FPM.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:44, archived)
# nah, it's ok
I'm not offended. Most of America sucks.

though the food is astronomically better
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:46, archived)
# Shirley, just bigger . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:48, archived)
# american food better?
*offers FPM tastebud transplant*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:51, archived)
# That's rich coming from Tofu boy!
'ning

What're you doing here, other place borked?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:53, archived)
# just passing through
out of interest.

and 'ning, hope you are well(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Uhuh!
*nods

you too?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:15, archived)
# chipper
despite family nightmares.

* has new guitar 8-) *
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Doh!
You should've got a banjo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:19, archived)
# hmmmmmmm....
nearly went for the acoustic bass but the 12-string semi-acoustic won in the end.

banjo next time (well, next life)
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Acoustic Bass?
Is that the opposite of electric eel?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:22, archived)
# c'mon!
Reeses, Butterfinger, Marie Calendar's Chicken Pot Pie, Oreos, Chocolate chip cookies, cookies n' cream ice cream, far larger variety of ice cream, altoids sour apple candies, skittles with GRAPE instead of fucking blackcurrant, ranch salad dressing, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:54, archived)
# never had any of those

They all sound delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:58, archived)
# they are
I had some American sweets sent to me for my birthday and Lemony ended up eating all of my sour apple altoids :(
so when I went back I got him a bunch of them
/teh best girlifriend ever
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Funny
'cos I know someone called 'appley' who prefers the sour lemon altoids . . .

*dies of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:05, archived)
# pffft
he hasn't tried the lemon ones yet, but I got some of those for him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:06, archived)
# sugar
sugar
sugar
sugar
sugar
sugar

that's all teh americanish foodz
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Pssst!
You missed sugar substitute (Atkins)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:15, archived)
# heh heh!
two tru
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 9:17, archived)
# A guy at work
has an American wife & he keeps bringing in typical US "food". No matter what it is, the ingredient list always says:
Sugar
Glucose syrup
Refined bleached white flour
Hydrogenated vegetable oil
Artificial flavouring of whatever the real food it's imitating.
Loads of other shit.
(keef, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 10:12, archived)
# i am glistening with bathwater
and smelling like some sort of manly flower as we speak:)


*flicks towel*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:24, archived)
# manly flowers?
I was unaware of their existance.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:25, archived)
# I think he meant
'I smell of mainly flowers'; maybe there was a mystery ingredient to his ungulent?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:28, archived)
# Oh yes
a few of them were reassigned recently...were you not at the meeting?did you not get the memo?

/i'll get my people to call your people....
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:28, archived)
# I salute you sir
for being the quickest and most efficient bather of all time!
/hands over award
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:31, archived)
# *steals award out of Mykeyboy's still wet hands

Yoink!

*runs away
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:37, archived)
# yeah, um, you're gonna have to put coversheets on all the tps reports from now on
did you...uh...get that memo?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:32, archived)