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# Arf!
'ning

The bloke on the left looks really confused. Maybe you posted this too early for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:22, archived)
# Ning Dave
you loon...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:23, archived)
# *sniff, sniff
Phew! Someone round here needs a bath!

'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:24, archived)
# im clean pig!
you've got nothing on me, i wasnt even there that night!....erm....nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:27, archived)
# aww
your profile is so sweet
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:28, archived)
# me or him?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:28, archived)
# you
his profile isn't sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:29, archived)
# I dare not look at his
although I did just look at yours (something to do with a conversation about orgasms from down there)

I'm gonna grind you into a spicy powder . . .

pfffft!

EDIT: It was the bit about Brian Blessed that you really liked, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:30, archived)
# well, yes, partly that
but mostly the romanticalistic stuff, cause I'm just all girly and on my own little cloud at the moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:33, archived)
# *checks own profile
Hey! My bloody wife's been hacking again!*

*not really; DTH is teh mushiest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:36, archived)
# hehe yaaaay!
me too. especially today since I'm gonna see my boy for the first time in a month! woo hoo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:38, archived)
# experimental eye surgery, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:40, archived)
# :S
I don't get it... :(

/stupid american girl
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:41, archived)
# *sigh
'see him for the first time in a month'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:42, archived)
# oh, god...that was horrible.
that's like something my dad would say.

but just to make you feel better, I like my dad a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:43, archived)
# *doesn't feel better

*feels old

*feels like having a really bad dance at someone's wedding

Anyone getting married? I have my suit all ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:45, archived)
# I might in like 10 years
but first I have to grow up and find someone and stuff

wanna hear a really bad dad joke that I didn't get to enter in the question of the week a while back?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:46, archived)
# Depends
will it make me feel even older?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:48, archived)
# maybe
What do you get when Batman and Robin fall under a steam roller?


Flatman and Ribbon!

after he told this joke, my dad proceeded to crack up for about five minutes.
OMGLOLROFL.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:53, archived)
# are we brother and sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:54, archived)
# not to my knowledge
unless my mom had a kid when she was 12...

the slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:57, archived)
# *Lines up Agadoo*
'Ning everybodypeeps
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:50, archived)
# You have Agadoo!

pffftt!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:52, archived)
# Yay to
33 year old Midlanders on b3ta called Dave! (that makes two of us)
The suit in your profile is ultra-cool. Looks like Spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:33, archived)
# Yes
not only does it look like spiderman, it empowers me with spider-like powers*

*i.e. makes women scream and run away. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:37, archived)
# bloody midlanders
teh mike is teh man...etc right im off to work you bastards! so , err...i'll be back on here in bout 15 mins...*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:38, archived)
# Pssst!
Everyone!

When he comes back, we'll all hide!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:43, archived)
# deal
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:44, archived)
# I like your thinking!
..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 8:49, archived)