I made (and still do make)The best machine gun noises you will ever hear not coming out of a machine gun
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Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:27,
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You knows it!How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?
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Stickman_ben,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:34,
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*gets out plastic gun**presses trigger, watches nozzle flash*
*reminisces*
*is shot several times in hazy rememberance*
(*reminisces*
*is shot several times in hazy rememberance*
GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:30,
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*pulls out toy gun from the £1 shop**presses trigger*
*chokes on broken glass*
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Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:33,
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*chokes on broken glass*
My brothers used to take the pissout of my machine gun noises when we played war....
Edit: Possibly because they were rubbish.... :/
(Edit: Possibly because they were rubbish.... :/
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:28,
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i can remember being disturbed when i heard a child say to another"lie on your back and i'll get down and blow you to hell"
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29,
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I hope you didn't save up all your pocket moneyand buy a real machine gun and shoot him with it
because that would have made baby jesus cry.
It's far better to steal one, then you're not giving money to arms dealers
(because that would have made baby jesus cry.
It's far better to steal one, then you're not giving money to arms dealers
manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:31,
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remember this sound?psshssshssshsssshhhh...BOOOM!Yes, you just caught a grenade in the face.
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Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:35,
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you know that episode of Spaced where they have a play fightto demonstrate masculine empathy and bonding? Then they use it on a gang o' chavs and run away?
That was brilliant.
(That was brilliant.
manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:38,
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That sceneis pure quality - with the knife bit *tiiing!*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:39,
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