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Ah the joys of oestrogen enticing alloy metals
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(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:24, archived)
:) ta mateBut i wandered off. Missed my chance.
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:35,
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are you the kids in the playground that shared the machine gun noises"ha"
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:26,
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Im waiting to do a BeeGees/Staying alive type quipwith it.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:27,
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I made (and still do make)The best machine gun noises you will ever hear not coming out of a machine gun
(,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:27,
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You knows it!How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?
( Stickman_ben,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:34,
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*gets out plastic gun**presses trigger, watches nozzle flash*
*reminisces*
*is shot several times in hazy rememberance*
(*reminisces*
*is shot several times in hazy rememberance*
GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:30,
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*pulls out toy gun from the £1 shop**presses trigger*
*chokes on broken glass*
(,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:33,
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*chokes on broken glass*
My brothers used to take the pissout of my machine gun noises when we played war....
Edit: Possibly because they were rubbish.... :/
(Edit: Possibly because they were rubbish.... :/
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:28,
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i can remember being disturbed when i heard a child say to another"lie on your back and i'll get down and blow you to hell"
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29,
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I hope you didn't save up all your pocket moneyand buy a real machine gun and shoot him with it
because that would have made baby jesus cry.
It's far better to steal one, then you're not giving money to arms dealers
(because that would have made baby jesus cry.
It's far better to steal one, then you're not giving money to arms dealers
manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:31,
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remember this sound?psshssshssshsssshhhh...BOOOM!Yes, you just caught a grenade in the face.
(,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:35,
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you know that episode of Spaced where they have a play fightto demonstrate masculine empathy and bonding? Then they use it on a gang o' chavs and run away?
That was brilliant.
(That was brilliant.
manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:38,
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That sceneis pure quality - with the knife bit *tiiing!*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:39,
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Yes, genius indeedThe slow-mo 'mmuutthhaa ffuu' bit is particularly great.
(,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:43,
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I bought a Fanny Magnet once...Imported directly from the United States
it must have been faulty, all it attracted was arses...
they refused to give me my money back
woo pic
(,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:26,
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it must have been faulty, all it attracted was arses...
they refused to give me my money back
woo pic
Its wasnt imported from san fransisco was it?that would explain alot
(,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:28,
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:)Tee hee Absynth&Cheese
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29,
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youwere using it back to front
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29,
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Whilst I understand that youare about 10 years old, I think it's only wise to warn you that "txt spk" doesn't go down particularly well on the board. Just so as you know.
( Stickman_ben,
Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:30,
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