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When this compo was announced, I wasn't impressed. But it's grown on me.

From the Illustrated Spam challenge. See all 430 entries (closed)

(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:34, archived)
# what cream did you use?



oh, and woo yay
everyone's a winner
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:36, archived)
# no
thats thrush that needs the cream...

/coat
/sense of dignity
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Or yogurt

... I have no idea how I know that.
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:41, archived)
# and i hear
its also advisable to wear only cotton kecks....

/so so lonely
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:43, archived)
# "Thrush... For when a headache just isn't a good enough excuse"
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:44, archived)
# *shudders*
and to think, we poke away at those seeping orifices...
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:45, archived)
# I know but it's not their fault they have hay feaver

/coat
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:46, archived)
# you deviant


that is all
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:49, archived)
#
TJ: All my images on my MSN group have redex'd!
Anyone got any ideas? I often logged onto it so it can't be that.
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:37, archived)
# that just happened to me too
wtf man?
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Can't upload new stuff either
I just found
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:40, archived)
# me neither
couldn't last nite as well
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:42, archived)
# hehe, that's woo!
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:37, archived)
# CALM DOWN DEAR!!
Woo!! :)
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:38, archived)
# is this
a commercial?

/are we really here?
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:39, archived)
# I'm being hoofed off now
Foldsfive is back from teh pub - so catch you later
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Nooo
you smell better than him!
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:42, archived)
# No, I think you'll find
that I smell better..! Evening, fella
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Evenin
dude! erm...nothing to see here...i wasnt grooming your wife at all...errr


*runs*
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:47, archived)
# You can run but you can't hide
I will be having an entertaining evening going through old threads, never you mind! ("Drilling rights?" - good god, man!)
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Its a valid
word! i know as i read it in the daily mail...
how was the pubbage then?
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Pubbage was more than adequate, thanks
but missed me b3ta
Oh, and Tara as well
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:50, archived)
# Blue stars
real name is tara? pfft
lets face it its hard to go a day without b3ta...
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Hey, stop talking to me..
see below
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:54, archived)
# que
?
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:54, archived)
# married b3tans?
do your children look like domo?

edit: I hope the answer is "yes"
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)
# We're not married
but after going out for eight years might as well be
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Oh
she'll be onto you for that soon....then it'll be kids....

dead man walking,we got a dead man walking here
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:53, archived)
#
..from two places at once!
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:54, archived)
# I shall swim up
to the top of the board and talk to you there:)
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:55, archived)
# carm down
its a winner
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:51, archived)