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# that makes me scratchy.
and I have an uncomfortable feeling in my testes.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:43, archived)
# I'm sorry, sir. Please take my advice, and
don't, under any circumstances, click here
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:54, archived)
# just as well it's on geocities,
as i can't click it from work, geocities is blocked. I would though, so the thought is there.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 7:58, archived)
# You mean...
You "mite" click it later?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:05, archived)
# I don't finish work for another 11 hours.
so ill probably forg...


Aha! i see what you've done there!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:07, archived)
# Eh?
Besides the fifth-rate comp job?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:13, archived)
# Never being able to resist something that says "click here"
I did so.
I regret it now.
sobs.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:01, archived)
# Oh, you probably only have one or two.
Plus this part is great:
"So although there may be mites in your eyelashes, there isn't any mite poop! Thank goodness!"

Think of them as pets, or yourself as Earth, or maybe a life giving god.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:09, archived)
# I will think of myself as Gaia
with the mites upon me as my loyal subjects, their entire existence dependent upon my whim.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 8:11, archived)