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[challenge entry] Look out!

From the Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... challenge. See all 465 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:49, archived)
# oooh, let's put ANYTHING in the competition time
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah why not :)
Nah i thought itd be OK because its a different thing to what is usually happening..
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:51, archived)
# haha
yes, it sure is.
(schnurricane, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:52, archived)
# carry on,
i just pity whoever is judging
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:52, archived)
# :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] you can put anything in this competition
thats the joy of quantum.

This is one of a universe where pictures don't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:52, archived)
#
I want to enjoy sex in a normal manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Fucking hell!
It works!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# ah
Thats a pity
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# oooh - quantum...
1)Shrodinger's Cat - discuss.
2)Ways in which the existence of Wheeler's foam can be deduced, including the single photon test. Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# ah, schrodingers cat
utter balls when you realise there is no such thing as a random event
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:57, archived)
# What the hell would I know??
I'm a bar manager from north norfolk. My family tree resembles the Gordian knot. It was something I read about in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

I was tryingt to be big and clever for a moment, and forget that my uncle and grandad are also my father.

cries
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:59, archived)
# my granny tried to set me up
with my cousin *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 0:01, archived)
# wow - your cousin??
You lucky lucky bastard. My cousin is well out of my league.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 0:02, archived)
# .
1. Furry.
2. Can only exist in tandem with ladders.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:59, archived)
# been done
www.b3ta.com/board/3712807


sorry, i guess i'm just too cool.
(schnurricane, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# but in the parallel universe above, time goes backwards
so my post happened before yours
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:55, archived)
# in my parallel universe
i punch you in the face.
(schnurricane, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:56, archived)
# but in your parralel universe
i'm 12' tall, and made of brick
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:58, archived)
# AND in my parralel universe you're
a hermaphrodite goat bumming belgian

(theres no comma in there, so it means you bum hermaphrodite goats)
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:58, archived)
# you win
(schnurricane, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 0:03, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!




Story#1 Story#2 Story#3
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
poor bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:57, archived)