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# Saw this statue thing
in Sheffield last week... blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Woo
Thats one hell of a bush
(OldGregg Wanna Go To A Club Where People Wee On Each Other, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Ahem!
That's no bush . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)
# shall I do the girlie version then?
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)
# pfffttt!
'do'

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)
# mmmm...
done one nork... won't be a minute...

* fwap * fwap * fwap *
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Have you done her PRIVETe parts?

or just her box?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:06, archived)
# I was leafing that til last
badum-tish etc!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)
# hedging your bets, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)
# thought you'd twig it soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)
# you
shopped the willy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)
# that would be downright rude...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)
# he isn't shy
is he? Lovely I think thats the final proof i needed that shefeild was northern.
He is a big dicked flowerey fucking machine
Yeah every petunias wet dream
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)
# that's a well hung basket
/coat

I've had that picture for a while, but didn't have any hummus :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I always say,
"When hummus is low, stick a cock on something"
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Low sticky cock?
Or something.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)
# A cock!
I thought you said ya cock.

*phones the police back to explain*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:56, archived)
# yeah...
...and it's 'ON' not 'IN'
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)
# You were passing through Sheffield or you live there?
I've not been down to the City Centre for a while - very interesting topiary.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54, archived)
# I lied about visiting there...
they don't let people from Berkshire go there I believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)
# We burn them at the stake
for not speaking proper South Yorkshire - The world is South Yorkshire the rest of the world just doesn't know it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:56, archived)
# and High Bradfield
is the epicentre !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Bradfield! - bloody toffs
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)
# They're not toffs ! That's where I come from.
And I'm a sweary whore.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Haha
Perhaps I was thinking of Bradway.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Bet you can't say
Fucking pissy mingeflap bumsexing flange-wobblers...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Ooooh !
There's a very rude sculpture in the centre of Cheltenham with a rabbit and bull. The bull has got the most enormous...well you know and huge pair of .....

I don't know how they got away with it frankly !

Shocking !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)
# a bull with a huge pair of socks?
disgusting

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)
# well legwarmers actually
but it may as well have been.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)
# don't believe it...
it's a cock 'n' bull story...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)
# is that the flower version of the incredible hulk?
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)