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# Here is a picture of Wayne Rooney playing for Spurs. Because I felt like it.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:55, archived)
# You wish.
Nicely shopped.

edit: Would he go up front, next to Michael "Match" Winner?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Actually, I don't wish.
Spurs are higher up the the table than Man U, and remain unbeaten. We look like a solid team for the first time in years, and Defoe will get more goals than Rooney.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Who's at the top, baby?
; )
You have a good point though, Man U look cack so far, and Spurs are doing incredibly well.
You'd still have winner up front though, would'nt you?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Nope. Because he has won nothing.
He's a good player... I just don't quite believe all the hype.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# He won your affections.
He did earlier in the week, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:03, archived)
# ...But he hasn't played for the mancs yet
so what's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# My points are a) please spell basic words correctly
and b) Defoe is a better out-and-out goalscorer than Rooney c) The current Spurs squad seems to be built on work ethic rather than ego, so I am quite happy to avoid big-name signings.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:03, archived)
#
a) Eh?
b) But Rooney's better going forward - he's a forward, not a Striker
c) It remains to be seen whether he's an ego yet.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:04, archived)
# a) congratulations on your use of the edit button
b) Yes, but I am happy with Defoe
c) Coke and hookers aren't what Spurs need
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:06, archived)
# .
Oh, you mean player/played. That was a typo which i noticed and changed before your interjection.

Everyone needs coke and hookers!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:08, archived)
# All Spurs items seconded
and for the record, we are not BORING this season, were better than ever other defence, that makes us brilliant, and better defensively than the other bunch of twunts in red!

Rant over
(psychomonkey padded cell and drugged bananas, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:22, archived)
# erm
chelsea have a better defensive record.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:24, archived)
# True
I stand corrected, but being better than Arsenal suits us both! Shame that u lot couldn't even finish a plate of chips on Sunday
(psychomonkey padded cell and drugged bananas, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Yes, if only the arse would hurry up and lose too.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:33, archived)
# It's coming!
B nice for a London team to do it tho
(psychomonkey padded cell and drugged bananas, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# ...
And there was me thinking he couldn't possibly become more of a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Quick off the mark there Duane
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Spurs are a marvellous team.
Tottenham Hotspur - it trips off the tongue. Simultaneously timeless and modern.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Just like
"Friday Felching"
"Willing Wankshafts"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Hey! Less feltching!
I have a ferret and I am mildly offended by the term.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:04, archived)
# .
Felching has nothing to do with ferrets.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# you could felch a ferret
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Now
That i would pay to see.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# I actually thought you could only felch WITH a ferret
maybe I just come from a rough area
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)
# I was told that felching is:
Bumgay#1 gives bumgay#2 a BJ
Bumgay#1 blows ejaculate into bumgay#2's arse with a straw.
Bumgay#1 waits a while and then sucks it out again
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# felching
is the insertion of small mammals into your anus for god only knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# I was lied to?!
About something so important?

Curse them!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Nottingham Hotspurts !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:02, archived)
# *ahem* 1987 FA Cup Final
runs away
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:02, archived)
# It was a wonderful game,
and Coventry deserved to win. Good for you. Shame you're rotting away in the Championship, have a monkey as a manager and we've signed your best player only to loan him to one of your rivals.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# *sob* all true...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# He's...
...a fat shit, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I just thought...
that looks like something someone at nuts would steal...quick scrawl your name through it in big fat lettering!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:03, archived)
# I fucking hate Spurs
a lot

/that is all
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:27, archived)