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# Spurs are a marvellous team.
Tottenham Hotspur - it trips off the tongue. Simultaneously timeless and modern.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Just like
"Friday Felching"
"Willing Wankshafts"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Hey! Less feltching!
I have a ferret and I am mildly offended by the term.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:04, archived)
# .
Felching has nothing to do with ferrets.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# you could felch a ferret
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Now
That i would pay to see.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# I actually thought you could only felch WITH a ferret
maybe I just come from a rough area
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)
# I was told that felching is:
Bumgay#1 gives bumgay#2 a BJ
Bumgay#1 blows ejaculate into bumgay#2's arse with a straw.
Bumgay#1 waits a while and then sucks it out again
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# felching
is the insertion of small mammals into your anus for god only knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# I was lied to?!
About something so important?

Curse them!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Nottingham Hotspurts !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:02, archived)
# *ahem* 1987 FA Cup Final
runs away
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:02, archived)
# It was a wonderful game,
and Coventry deserved to win. Good for you. Shame you're rotting away in the Championship, have a monkey as a manager and we've signed your best player only to loan him to one of your rivals.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# *sob* all true...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)