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# morning peeps, got a bit of trouble here
Last night I was aproched by someone from my university who i thought was gonna take me in, but aparently not. I have to do a comic strip covering about a 3rd of the uni newspaper page for monday and I dunno what to do. Its a monthly one so I was thinking along these lines
A)a 'thats no moon' joke cause of the starwars dvd release.
B)something, absolutly know idea about story, involving Blobcat
C)just normal characters (chibu style) talking about freshers and halloween.
Any ideas what I can call it/storry?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:12, archived)
# draw a huge cock
students are easily pleased

next!
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:13, archived)
# chibi bobcat talking about freshers & halloween, and making a
"Thats no moon" joke
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:13, archived)
# you piss on my mind
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)
# But only cos it makes you hard
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] threadwaste-jack...
They're loverly...



rp 1585471 for compo
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:13, archived)
# how about blobcat talking about freshers and halloween?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)
# what about...
the students guide to soap usage?
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)
# and bean eating
and weed smoking

and tree hugging
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Make up a character
Call him Substantial Odorman.

Now, the thing is, Substantial Odorman was involved in an industrial accident when he was a child which means that he has terrible BO which actually becomes a living, talking entity sometimes (with an obnoxious personality) which he uses to solve crimes and/or reach for the TV remote whenever he can't be arsed moving.

Just an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:16, archived)
# No one works alone.
Add a sidekick Schmellie Cunnilingus. Preferably with a short skirt for maximum effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:28, archived)
# i think you should
give a cut out and keep self-assembly traffic cone.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Blobcat, wanking an armadillo.
Sorry, what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:25, archived)
# hmmm, I like it
But I dont think the editor will like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:27, archived)
# blobcat making a blobcat out of a pumpkin
filling it with spar own-brand vodka and redbull
then going on a murderous rampage and slashing high school girls who are inexplicably running around in october in their undergarments
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:25, archived)
# even better
I think its going to be around the dvd/film section. When I signed up for the newspaper I was asked by my fellow Anime society staff to encorage more people in the society so that would work.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:29, archived)