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# Pick
any prize on the top shelf, sir...Escort, Razzle, Asian Babes, they're all there.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Ooh! DTH monthly . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Now with added schlong
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:18, archived)
# bejeesus
dth this, dth that, i'm off to the dth message board instead
.........hang on.........bugger.
(incredible wrongun, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Just cos you're not a legend
in your own lifetime...
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:22, archived)
# i know this and it hurts
i am where i live though, so its not all bad.
(incredible wrongun, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I heard Rob's testing out
www.b3ta.com/DtH - it's already full of Dave's funniest puns...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:22, archived)
# It's
not very full then ; )
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:24, archived)
# take a look
- they're all there...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Er,
no.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:27, archived)
# ...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:27, archived)
# sigh.
EXPLAINS
like the book of the wit and wisdom of George Bush, which is a 250-page blank book.

Crawls back to Waitrose to buy hummus...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Well I got it

Bah!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:30, archived)
# wasn't really worth it anyway.
...

That reminds me, anyone know when it's open season for Hat-baiting?
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:32, archived)
# As always, it starts on the glorious 6th!
*looks at calendar*

YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:38, archived)
# *dons bullet proof fedora
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Ahhhhhh......
*palm meets forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:33, archived)
# *wees pants

*clicks again

Bah!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:24, archived)
# !!!!
Dave The Narcissist.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Well!?
I would . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 15:24, archived)