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# fucking hell
thats a GREAT spider!

/loves teh spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:41, archived)
# define
"great"

/hates teh spiders. Hates them with a vengeance.

What have they ever done to me, you ask? Everything. That's what...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:43, archived)
# ok, maybe
great isnt the right word, fucking huge and pant shittingly scary (to some)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)
# everything, eh?

i like where this is going.
(schnurricane, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I don't mind them
Some of them do a good job of eating mosquitos and anything that eats mozzies is alright with me.

I live in a warm climate and there are only 2 types of spider here that are to be avoided, so I do. One of them is a monkey spider and they are as big as tarantulas. They rear up when they are pissed off. I found one once under a brick. I picked up the brick and this bugger reared at me so I just said "sorry" and put the brick back :)

Be polite to them and they won't bite you*
*probably
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 0:09, archived)
# spiders rule
I don't understand my friends who are shit scared of them
one of them has a high belt level in martial arts, and a spider the size of the nail on his little finger can make him jump
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:51, archived)
# our old
housemate was so terrified of them if there was one in the living room and he saw it he'd leave and refuse to come back in til it was gone - needless to say we couldnt be arsed moving it and were like 'jon, its gone now, you can come back in' and hilarity ensued!!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)
# hahahaha
so cruel....so funny
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)