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[challenge entry] I asked why David Blaine can't sleep at night...


...well pardon me !

From the Why I Can't Sleep at Night challenge. See all 386 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)
# i wish i was there for that
i would have shook the fucker off
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)
# EARTHQUAKE TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)
# He's good...
With my help, he could be the best.
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)
# he he
*accidentally kicks the pole*
(its a bloody shambles, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)
# shazam!
if only he had fallen off, I could have slept at night.

How he levitates, for those that are interested

edit: Linkage borked. Google for balducci levitation if you're interested
(Raymonkey, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Not interested
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.........oh fuck it! *clicks link*




....ooOOOOoooooohhhh!!!
(sbeck, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)
# bet you try it
down the pub
(Raymonkey, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)
# It never looks as good
when he does it on TV he seems to rise about 1ft
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)
# because of the wires
blaine's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)
# I can't help but feel
the audience should notice if he's strung up to a crane

edit: like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)
# i agree
edit: i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)
# me too...
Shazzam
(sbeck, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)
# depends how nimble you are
and how baggy your trousers are. For some reason it looks better if your feet are partially obscured by the bottom of your trousers.
(Raymonkey, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)
# I'll probably
do it either in my combats or some flared jeans ..... in a night club ..... near a smoke machine.... after getting my mates drunk!!

That should fool 'em!
(sbeck, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Throw vinegar in their eyes as well
It'll help
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)
# I think they film that bit afterwards*
*from 'the truth according to swaza', vol 2, 2004.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)
# i did
after many beers
and yes i fell over
thats real magic
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)
# damn - I thought he really could levitate
:¬(
/may be quite stupid
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:13, archived)
# *throws egg"
shazzam
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)
# I can see the learning zone program now...

...of course a man stood prone on a pole would find it much harder to avoid a snipers bullet.
(Toby Anstis, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)
# whoops
what a twunt
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Haha!
woo!
TJ:please spam [email protected] if you would.he's a cunt that repeatedly hit my brother at school.
(That guy with a hat., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)