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# i'd just like to say
MY TENNANT HAS GONE! SHE'S GONE! SHE'S GONE!
NO MORE TELLING HER TO PUT THE TOOTHPASTE LID BACK ON!

sorry for shouting, i'm more than a bit happy. however, i've found out the hard way that she doesn't own a mattress protector. disgusting girl.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:47, archived)
# Now THAT
is fricking disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:49, archived)
# totally
grimmaceness
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)
# was it the free sex show
that put her off finally?
If so, now you know for next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:27, archived)
# Do I take it
she left you something to remember her by?
Possibly updated the other lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:52, archived)
# yes
enough dna to identify her and her boyfriend a thousand times over. or clone them, if you like that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:56, archived)
# Eeww
Now I see why the mattresses the university uses are cheap and covered in plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)
# I envy you



~:¬.



!
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:18, archived)